I consider myself a defender of equality in a lot of realms, including sex, gender, sexual orientation, etc., but I fervently believe that grape jelly is better than strawberry and that Nutella is better than peanut butter. I frequently get ranty when interacting with The Internet because it seems to me that it has irrational reactions to a number of things while almost always missing the nuance of a topic. (Journalists, I’m looking at you.) I kept threatening to start a blog and finally reached my tipping point. Now look what you’ve done, Internet.